Eye stripe, eye stripe, me
cute is the cat who has thee -
eye stripe, eye stripe, see!
Some cats have it - and -
some cats don't. But those who do...
they like to flaunt it.
Got eye stripe?
Go wear it.
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Maggie Jean, you cat...
I once met a girl named Maggie Jean.
I thought she was Irish but she was Jewish.
I thought she was tame but she's rather wild.
I thought she was nerdy but she was hot.
I thought she didn't like me but she gave me a shot.
She tried to understand me but I was so full of self-doubt.
We went out to Quizno's and I really bombed out.
She asked me to the movies one night to see the LXG...
Now I have a rain-check that
I can't check out.
I once met a girl named Maggie Jean...
liked her so much I was afraid to take a chance
now she's with somebody else.
Mazel tov, you cat - peace!
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